When people go on diets, they LOVE talking about it all the time to everyone. Because there's nothing more exciting for the rest of us than hearing how miserable you are.
So boo and I started a detox.
It's not so much a detox as it is about eating more sensibly. We're avoiding meat, dairy, wheat, and alcohol. Oh, god, how is that more sensible? I change my mind! I wanna die young!
We tried to start it last week but we cheated. I folded first and had a beer with my friend Liz on Friday. I didn't tell him about it cus what's one little beer? Tee-hee.
Then he folded the next day. I came clean about breaking the cleanse and felt bad cus while I was having a beer he was drinking a virgin bloody mary. Love ya boo!
We started for real on Wednesday and so far so good. (Although I had to pull boo away when we walked by S'mac.) Meals consist of fish, rice, and veggies (remember those?) And you can find creative ways to stick to the parameters. Like, fish tacos sans cheese, sourcream, or happiness. I even found a vegan icecream place in the East Village called Spogo. It was seriously good! Or maybe I was just delirious from low blood sugar.
When you embark on a detox, you'll notice small changes:
But I know the sacrifices are worth it cus you'll
Have you guys ever gone a detox? Can you recommend any meal ideas? Did you kill yourself?