Thou beloved comedian of the IT Crowd
With stoic countenance that shows no guile
An asymmetrical crown festoons thy head
Making it hard for us not to smile
Did a hungry bird take an avaricious bite?
Or Edward Scissorhands go reckless with his device?
Guess we'll never know
But we could care less
For Richard Ayoade's portrayal of Moss is the illin'est.
O, Moss, with thou backpacks and plaid sartorial splendor
As perennial as thou fear of youths, or
Disdain for concerts
With thou dungeons and dragons
And thou stint in prison
We've never gleaned such delight from a socially awkward person
So let us sing a mirthful song
One that goes out to our favorite Pac Man hair shaped homie
For making us laugh,
Snort coffee from our nose
One and only
*No actual odes were harmed during this writing process.