ode to richard ayoade

Thou beloved comedian of the IT Crowd

With stoic countenance that shows no guile

An asymmetrical crown festoons thy head 

Making it hard for us not to smile

Did a hungry bird take an avaricious bite?

Or Edward Scissorhands go reckless with his device?

Guess we'll never know

But we could care less

For Richard Ayoade's portrayal of Moss is the illin'est.

O, Moss, with thou backpacks and plaid sartorial splendor

As perennial as thou fear of youths, or

Disdain for concerts

With thou dungeons and dragons

And thou stint in prison

We've never gleaned such delight from a socially awkward person

So let us sing a mirthful song

One that goes out to our favorite Pac Man hair shaped homie

For making us laugh, 

Snort coffee from our nose

The gangsta

One and only

Richard Ayoade 

*No actual odes were harmed during this writing process.