I learned a really cool self defense move that I'm gonna teach you guys today. So I hope you muggers aren't reading this and learning all our tricks. Also, shouldn't you be mugging someone right now?
So what you wanna do is take your keys and put them between your fingers. See what I did in the photo? Try not to pay attention to my double chin. Once you get your keys there, you're gonna go Wolverine style and take those keys and push them into the attacker's body and then twist. Remember: push and twist.
I practiced getting my keys in between my fingers and it took like 15 minutes. I swear my Duane Reade card is gonna be the death of me. So make sure you take out all extraneous charms. Another effective move is to just take one key and use it as a blade.
I hope that helped and that you will never have to be in a scary situation. Any other self defense tips are welcome. xo